Daily rants of Trey B. and some select friends, living in Houston TX. Its for his friends, family, co-workers, and those who don't know him but really have nothing better to do. Please leave comments,.. good comments will be added to the posts, and might even get you an guest account to Forknlife.

Saturday, January 29, 2005

Hope you're having fun on the China trip, Trip!

When will there be photos on the blog?

B!

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Le-Merc!

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Well back from Canada (Calgary), and I have to say that Canadians are some of the most friendly people I have ever met. I could really see myself living up there...

I also tried a bunch or really good Canadian beers... --sweet--

If it wasn't so dammed cold!

I will try to publish pictures later.

All in all I really enjoyed the entire trip...

Snow is really fun to visit... But I wouldn't... blah blah blah

Thursday, January 06, 2005

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Copyright Forknworld 2005 Cool Toys, Gadgets, Electronics & Info

This just says it all!

Copyright Forknworld 2004 Cool Toys, Gadgets, Electronics & Info

Welcome everyone... to the beautiful... and Fabulous B Leg... Aka Crazyleg!


WELCOME CRAZYLEG!

Please welcome.... Sir Traver of Mendenhall!
Otherwise know as "he of many previous employers", or "he who sneezes in bright lights!"

Actually he is a really cool guy who has been a friend for ac couple of years now.. He is also in the "industry' and like really crappy movies.

Everyone welcome... Magical Traver!

oh,.. and he is 'special'

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Well cool, know we can blog focus on LOST....

Well I can't imagine freckles would go through all of the trouble getting the cast for a damned toy airplane.. That's just knuts.

During the revues for next Wednesdays episode, I noticed a big metal door.... also there was the big metal cable going out to the water that the guy from Iraq found right before he found the french lady, whoa keeps singing children show tunes...

Ya know... in retrospect this all seams a bit goofy, but its heads and tails better than 'who's my daddy"

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Another day another dollar.... A big Tuesday and work is back in full swing.

Just sitting around after a long day of work... Listening to a friend of mine discuss a problem or two over the phone...

Getting ready for the big world tour... (the short list)

Calgary
California
Beijing
Kuala Lumpur
Abu Dhabi
Mexico City

By the time I get back I should have enough sky miles to go to the moon... (Business Class)

Well at least there is no crappy TV reality shows tonight...
But I can't wait till LOST is on ABC tomorrow night... I'm hooked,.. I am sure once I figure out what is going on I will think it sucks and not watch it again.. Here is to hoping that they will keep me in suspense for the rest of the season..

Monday, January 03, 2005

End of commercial break #1 (who's your daddy) Well they just walked all of the guys out, and the girl start crying... Either she is a bad crier, or a bad actress (as this whole thing stinks of being staged)

commercial Break #2,.. And the inevitable elemenation round is about to take place. (Yes she has to choose who is NOT her father and send them home. They have said, however, that she cannot send her REAL dad home (I don't know what that means). Still feeling a big CHEESE vide from his show... What's next... "Guess which one of these guys you slept with this week HASN'T has a vasectomy!"

Commercial Break #3,.. Now she has to pick 4 of the eight men... She tells each of them why she selected or rejected them as being her father... But don't worry... Which ever group of 4 men really contains her father will stay (regardless of her choice), the only change will be that if the group she selected did not contain her father her prize will shrink (if she chooses the right man) from 100K to 75K.

commercial Break #4,... Can things not get more bizarre?!?!?! Well apparently, her father won a disco dancing contest in his younger days.. so they made the remaining 4 men do a DANCE OFF... it was quite obvious that at least one of them couldn't dance to save his life (or at least his 100K). I am starting to have my suspicions on who it is.. and I think she is shooting for the wrong guy.. we shall see (I CANT BELEIVE I AM GETTING DRAWN IN TO THIS MADNESS).

Commerical Break #5,.... So now she IM Chatted with her real dad,.. and now she has to choose two of the four... we will see what happens now...!?!?!??!

commercial Break #6,.... We'll she has made her choice,... and after some fabric softener, tampons, and the viagra substitute of the week I think we will find out if she made the right choice or if she will be down 25K...

Commercial Break #7,.... SHE CHOOSE>>>>>>> RIGHT! Now she is down to just two... but now she gets to ask the hard question... Why in the hell did you give me up for adoption!!! More after the next commercial break!

Commercial Break #8,.....Well its all down to the next break... Its either the jovial smiley guy with the beard, or the thinner more sincere guy who acts like we has in the military before (as was her father). - My guess.... Is the bearded man...

Well I was wrong it was the military guy,.. and more surprises, she got to meet her half sisters, and her birth mother as well. Oh..and she won 100K...

In conclusion, I guess the show isn't that bad... but it still feels a bit extra cheesy... Especially the men pretending to be her daddy,...

Adios for now....

Oh.. and one last questions...."Who's your daddy!?!?"

I'm about to sit down and watch the latest in reality TV programming, ' Who's your daddy', about an adopted girl who gets 100K if she can correctly pick her real father from 8 men (the remaining 7 are actors who will win the money if they convince her falsely).

I've just paused the show after the intros to make this commentary... I think (although I may be proven wrong by then end of the show) that we have hit an all time LOW..

Its time for the holocaust, end of the world, major comet, or whatever... This is sick..
And these people obviously have no souls...

But, with the never ending attraction of a train wreck, a hot argument in the next booth, or Anna Nicole Smith, I think I will endeavor to watch the remaining 1:25 hh:mm,.. (In the interest if informative bloggin of course :-)