Daily rants of Trey B. and some select friends, living in Houston TX. Its for his friends, family, co-workers, and those who don't know him but really have nothing better to do. Please leave comments,.. good comments will be added to the posts, and might even get you an guest account to Forknlife.

Friday, April 30, 2004

Well Hello From TOKYO!
I,ve just arraived in Japan for my 8 hr stay before heading back home to Houston.
If my typing is worse than ususal its because the keyboard has like at least 3 assimnets for every key.
I will try to get a couple of pictures here, but unfortunatly I will not be anywhere but the airport...
^^^
Just think another scant 19hrs.... and Ill be home!!!
I am really looking forward to seeing how much Tish has grown (Bellywise)...

Its really cool here because I am using a free internett service provided by Yahoo Japan.
I am anxious to try some food here too... mabye even some SUSHI!

The day rooms at the Airport are all booked, but there are some open couches that look inviting, perhase I will get a couple of hours shut eye... cause I cant really sleep on theplane, and I dont wan to be too wasted when I see Tish for the first time in 15 days.

I really recommend Indonesia for travel )especially once everything calms down a bit more. They guys that are staying behind )to complete the second half of the classes) are going to Bali this weekend.. total cost like 200 US... including all meals airfare, hotel... etc and diving
TOO COOL... if Iddnt miss Tish so much I would have changed my shedule..

Anywho... I have no ide ahwat I am going to do after this, but I guess I will walk the shops (etc)I wont speel check this cause it will take too long and I am way too tired..

Best to everyone...

Trey signing off - 9:40 AM Tokyo Japan

Thursday, April 29, 2004

Hey again..

Well although the class is going well, I am dirt tired.. All of this stuff is really beginning to wear me down, and knowing that tomorrow I will be in the air for 20 hrs (no joke), I am not the happiest camper.

Plus add some guys in Trinidad that need an 'emergency demo' for tomorrow, which means I may have to extend my trip... Ugh...

All that aside, this is a very inteesting place.. So far the local food I have tried has all been very good, and the hotel (as mentioned) below is excellent.

Already have plans for the next week, I have to fly to Dallas to give a demo.

UGH!
Anyway, tish sent me some pics of her and the ultrasound so I have one thing to make me smile.

Hope you are all doing well. I'll be back soon.

Trey

Note: Aftetr I reviewed this message it sounded like I was pissed off. Thats not the case. I have had a lot of fun, learned a lot of things and seen a lot of sights, Im just a bit tired. and ready to be home again with my wife/kid/dog...

Bye

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

Well Well Well!
Here I am in Jakarta. Well let me start with the Hotel (I haven't seen much of the rest of the place yet).

I am staying at the JW Marriott. It is perhaps one of the nicest hotels i have ever seen. The place is fantastic, room is huge, nice bed, bathrobes, view, everything is great. The service is fantastic, and the food is award wining (Tried the sushi !! It Rocked!).

Getting ready for tomorrows class, it should be a good one.. It gets easier everything I do it.. More material, more feedback..

I was writing to my mom and started to think about all of the places I have been since joining this company:

Paris
Brussels
Cardiff
Miami
Abu Dhabi
Jakarta
London

Not bad for a year or two of travel.

The pictures are going to be incredible...

As you may (or may not know) every year P & I put together a DVD commemorating the last years travels and events... And with the BABY on its way I am sure we will have a packed DVD, but I hope to have enough room for all of the crazy pictures from my travels..

Well as I was taught by the two Russian guys we met on the dessert safari...
'Na Zdorovia' which in Russian means 'To Life/Health'!!!

Sunday, April 25, 2004

Well its my last several hours in Abu Dhabi - I hope to hit this place again, its been really interesting.
You will be amazed when you see all of the pictures (I've heard that the pics below dont work for some, so I will post to anothe web site).

Anyway... the next time you hear from me I will be in Jakarta!

Adios Amigos!

Saturday, April 24, 2004

Well Hello Again!!!

I think its Saturday... Although considering that the weekend starts on Thursday, then today is like a Monday... Confusing aint it...
So around here instead of TGIF its TGIW... Doesn't work as well does it.

Anyway the class here is over but it is very late in the evening (11:19PM) and I am still at working helping one of the guys work on installing a demo server of the software.

tomorrow (in theory) is a day of rest but I will likely have to work, and I fly out at 1:45 the next morning to Jakarta, so its like a sleep late and be prepared for another very long day of travel.

This has been fun but I am very tired. I am quite ready to be home.

I really miss Tish, the baby.. My mom, the house, and yes even the dog...

I miss the green trees, the smell of the air there, the mornings. The evenings... The walks around our yuppie little place...

were everything is comfortable, even if the world is a bit crazy.

It seems like I picked a pretty bad time to be on the other side of the world... Yesterday they hit the Saudis. And that's not too far from here.
I'm not scared, but I never know what the people here are thinking.

Hopefully they know that I am just another guy, from another place, just trying to get back home.

And a work of advice to someone you see wearing strange clothes, or a towel on their head, or a man in a long robe... Remember.. He is just a guy, from another place, trying to get back to (or at least thinking of) his home.... And that really puts things in perspective.. Give him or her a smile, it will really make their day if they are far from familiar faces.

Anyway, enough of my ranting... This is me, signing off, from the far side of the world...

Goodnight everyone, wherever and whoever you are....

Thursday, April 22, 2004

Well, its the first day of the weekend (Thursday). After a night of walking/driving around the city with a couple of my commrads (one from New Zeland, the other from Australia) I called it a late evening, but did have a chance to get allot of sleep (slept till noon).

The dinner cruise was FANTASTIC, the view from the bay in Abu Dhabi on the yacht











Monday, April 19, 2004

Just returned from the Marina Mall in Abu Dhabi, its was excellent as well, not as big as the first mall, but just as nice and right on the marina, next to a hotel that was the largest I have ever seen. I was sure it was a presidential/king's palace. I was told that that was nothing, to wait for my weekend trip to Dubai, I would be staying in a hotel next to the only 7 star hotel in the world (Ill post the name later).

I have a meeting with the sales guys this afternoon, and final preparation for the class tonight.
Tuesday & Wednesday I'm teaching (remember, this is the objective of all of this)
Just to let all of you know who have never visited the region, Thursday & Friday are the weekend in the Emerates.

I will leave for Dubai Wednesday evening, and check in to the hotel there.
That leaves Thursday morning for Shopping at the Sukes near the city centre (especially the gold suke).
Then Thursday evening Ill take a car back to Abu Dhabi (2 hrs)
Friday I am going on a desert safari for several hours (which should be great).
Saturday I will finish up the last day of class and Sunday late evening fly out to Jakarta.

Sunday, April 18, 2004

Day 2 in Abu Dhabi -
Last night was great,.. Went to the Mall of Abu Dhabi,.. Which makes the Houston Galleria look small...

It was fantastic, I will publish pictures later. They have just about every American shop and some I had never heard of. The even had a place called 'Seatlles best coffee' I guess they must not be able to have the name Starbucks because of some reason, but it had all of the same details and menu.

This morning I am off to another mall before going to work (it will be a late evening prepping the training room for tomorrows class).

I smoked a great Cuban cigar yesterday a great little place in the mall,.. It was excellent.

Well I'm off to begin day #2...
I'll keep you all posted.

Trey

Well the day is almost at a close, and was pretty succesful. Tonight I will head over to the beach and the mall there for a look around. I shoul dget plent of pictures I will try to post up.

I think I will be going on a dinner cruise of the gulf (Persian Gulf not Gulf of Mexico) on Wednesday night.

And a desert tour on the weekend!! (Land Rover running fast across the dunes!)

The Abu Dhabi office is nice, the people are friendly. Now I just need to find a good place to eat diner. I heard there is great Indian food here.

Anyway - I am about to go downstairs and review the training facility.

I will try to get some pictures up here this evening if possible.

later.

Well its the morning of the first 'offical day' and I am awake at a reasonable time (although I am still having trouble knowing exactly what 'time' is really is here, but by all guesses its around 9:30. Time to get moving. The target is to be at (the appropriate) office after noon today, and go through the introduction.

Looking forward to getting things moving...

more later....

Saturday, April 17, 2004

Well I'm in Abu Dhabi! After what I calculate to be 27 hours of being awake I have checked into the hotel, talked to Tish and now I am about to hit the sack.
This place is incredible, after leaving the airport we drove by the HUGE temple... I will try to take lots of shots.. Downtown is dead right now,.. But then again its like 2-3 in the AM here.
Well I am gonna sleep in late tomorrow then contact the office and get things moving.
So far these guys haven't impressed me much (the office here) - The did not send a driver to pick me up like the told me they would, and the reservations weren't set up for another couple of days event's I sent my detailed arrangements.

Oh well!!

Its been a heck of an experience and its only been the first several hours on the far side of the would!

BTW- Spend the entire flight talking to this guy from Iraq... Very interesting conversation.

So much about keeping a low profile eh?

Bye for now

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Well Well, what a gap,... but Im back.. just before I leave again..
Its been a long week prepping for the big world tour...
The virgina crew left yesterday, it was lots of fun, and a bit sad when they left knowing it may be a while until we see them again.. (by then the baby will be born!!)

SO the countdown is T-2 days.. I lift off on Friday... its should be a hell of a trip...
As Jimmy Buffett would say... "I'm heading off this morning to the far side of the world"....



WWJD for me is "What would Jimmy Do"

Important dates in
Jimmy Buffett History


Dec 25 1946
James William Buffett was born in Pascagoula, Mississippi (Jackson County Memorial Hospital) son of James Delaney Buffett Jr and Mary Loriane (Peets)

September 1964 to May 1965
Jimmy attends Auburn University. He pledged with the Sigma Pi fraternity, Alpha-Delta chapter. It was there that Jimmy learned how to play guitar from another Sigma Pi pledge. Unfortunately, the guitar playing overtook studying and he only lasted a year at Auburn.

1965
Attends Pearl River Community College in Poplarville, Mississippi

1966
Transfers to the University of Southern Mississippi.

1967
Jimmy gets initiated into the Kappa Sigma fraternity, Epsilon-Nu Chapter. He formed a small band and played social occasions with members of the fraternity, including Rick Bennett and Doug Duncan.

1969
Earns a Bachelor of Science degree in history and journalism from the University of Southern Mississippi.

1969
Jimmy moves to the New Orleans French Quarter and plays clubs on Bourbon Street with the cover band Upstairs Alliance.

1969
Jimmy marries his first wife Margie Washichek.

1970
Jimmy moves to Nashville, Tennessee.

1970
Jimmy works as a journalist for Billboard magazine in Nashville.

1970
Signs with Barnaby Records and releases his first album, Down to Earth.

1971
Jimmy went broke and separated from his first wife Margie.

1971
Jimmy finishes recording his second album High Cumberland Jubilee. The album is not released because Barnaby Records misplaces the master tape.

1973
Jimmy signs with ABC - Dunhill Records which is later absorbed by MCA.

1973
A White Sport Coat & A Pink Crustacean is released. It contains the song Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw which was written by Jimmy using the alias Marvin Gardens. It's the first album that Greg "Fingers" Taylor and Micheal Utley appeared on.

1974
Living & Dying In 3/4 Time is released and the song Come Monday breaks the Top 30 pop charts.

1974
Jimmy does the soundtrack for movie Rancho Deluxe and has a role in the film.

1975
The Coral Reefer Band hits the road with Jimmy for their first tour during the summer.

1976
Jimmy buys a boat, The Euphoria, and sails away to the Caribbean Islands with Jane.

1976
High Cumberland Jubilee is finally released after the master tapes are found.

1976
Jimmy campaigns for Jimmy Carter.

1977
Changes In Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes becomes Buffett's first platinum album. He also scored his only top ten single with Margaritaville.

August 27, 1977
Jimmy marries Jane Slagsvol.

1977
Jimmy Buffet and the Coral Reefer Band perform Livingston Saturday Light in the film FM.

1979
Jimmy is detained by authorities in St Barts for allegedly smuggling marijuana.

1979
Before the Salt is released containing both Down to Earth and High Cumberland Jubilee.

1980
The song Hello Texas recorded by Jimmy Buffett appears on the Urban Cowboy soundtrack.

1980
Jimmy's song Survive is used in the movie Coast to Coast (staring Robert Blake and Dyan Cannon).

1980
Jimmy is appointed chairman of Florida's Save the Manatee Commission by Gov Robert Graham.

1982
Buffett and the Coral Reefer Band record the song I Don't Know (Spicoli's Theme) for Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

1982
Somewhere Over China is released

1985
Jimmy open's the first Margaritaville store in Key West selling a line of Caribbean soul t-shirts.

1985
The Coconut Telegraph fan newsletter debuts.

1985
Live by the Bay, with Jimmy and the Coral Reefer Band is the first video released for sale.

1985
Timothy B. Schmidt comes up with the term "Parrot Heads" to describe fans of Buffett's music

1985
Jimmy has a cameo role in the movie Repo Man.

1989
Jimmy's first novel: Tales from Margaritaville: Fictional Facts and Factual Fictions is released

1989
Jimmy and Bill Murray invest in the Ft Myers Miracles minor league baseball team.

1990
A second live album Feeding Frenzy is released, recorded in Atlanta and Cincinnati.

1990
Jimmy does the song Don't Bug Me for the Arachnophobia soundtrack.

1992
Jimmy's second novel Where Is Joe Merchant? is released and makes it to #1 on the NY Times fiction bestseller's list.

1992
Jimmy starts his own record label in Nashville with the help of his ex-wife's husband Bob Mercer.

Jan 20, 1993
Jimmy entertains at President Clinton's inauguration ball. Bill joins in and plays saxophone.

1994
Jimmy does "Mac the Knife" with Frank Sinatra (mixed in) which appears on the album Duets II.

1994
Jimmy has a cameo appearance in the movie Cobb.

1995
Jimmy has a cameo appearance as a pilot in the movie Congo.

November 16, 1995
Jimmy buys a new plane: 1954 Grumman Albatross Seaplane HU-16 N928J, The Hemispher Dancer, 60ft long with an 80ft wingspan.

January 16, 1996
Jimmy's sea plane "the Flying Boat" is shot at by the Jamaica police who mistaken him for a drug smuggler. U2's Bono was in the plane with him at the time. Jimmy wrote a song about the incident, Jamaica Mistaica that appears on the album Banana Wind that is released.

Aug 19, 1997
Jimmy sings at President Clinton's 51st birthday party.

1998
Jimmy goes to Cuba to cover the Papal visit for Rolling Stone Magazine.

1998
Jimmy has the role of a journalist in the HBO Mini-series From the Earth to the Moon.

June 9, 1998
Jimmy's book A Pirate Looks at Fifty is released. He becomes the sixth writer to reach the number one spot on both the NY Times fiction and non-fiction best seller's list.

June 21, 1998
Jimmy sings "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" during the seventh inning stretch at Wrigley Field to honor the late Harry Caray.

March 29, 1999
Jimmy performs at Music Bridges with various artists in Cuba.

Nov 20, 1999
Jimmy performs an acoustic show in Sag Harbor to benefit the Montessori school.

Dec 31st, 1999
Jimmy Buffett's Millennium show is held at the Universal Amphitheatre in Los Angeles.

May 13, 2000
One of the original Coral Reefers Greg "Fingers" Taylor announces he quits the band.

August 25, 2000
Jimmy performs at Clinton's 54th Birthday party.

October 6, 2000
Jimmy announces his plans not to tour during the Summer of 2001.

Feb 4, 2001
Jimmy was asked by a referee to move from his seat during a game between the Miami Heat and the NY Knicks because of shouting profanity.

Nov 16, 2001
Benefit show at Madison Square Garden for the victims of Sept 11th.

March 19, 2002
Jimmy's new studio album "Far Side of the World" is released. It was originally scheduled to come out on Oct 23, 2001, but was delay because of the art work selected for the cover.


Jimmy Buffett Discography
1970 Down to Earth
1973 A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean
1974 Living and Dying in 3/4 Time
1974 A-1-A
1975 Rancho Deluxe
1976 Havana Daydreamin'
1976 High Cumberland Jubilee (1972)
1977 Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes
1978 Son of a Son of a Sailor
1978 You Had to Be There
1979 Volcano
1981 Coconut Telegraph
1982 Somewhere over China
1983 One Particular Harbour
1984 Riddles in the Sand
1985 Last Mango in Paris
1986 Floridays
1988 Hot Water
1989 Off to See the Lizard
1990 Feeding Frenzy
1994 Fruitcakes
1995 Margaritaville Cafe Late Night Gumbo [live]
1995 Barometer Soup
1995 Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville Cafe-New...
1996 Banana Wind
1996 Christmas Island
1998 Don't Stop the Carnival
1998 Biloxi
1999 Beach House on the Moon
1999 Buffett Live: Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays
2002 Far Side of the World
2002 Captain America
2003 Live in Las Vegas
2003 Live in Auburn, WA
2003 Live in Vancouver, WA
2003 Live in San Diego
2003 Live In Irvine, CA
2003 Live in Mountainview, CA
2003 Meet Me in Margaritaville: The Ultimate Collection

Friday, April 09, 2004

Hello!
Well, My Dad & Step-Mom are in and we are having a great time.
Tish cooked a great meal, and we went through two bottles of wine.

I'm at work this morning, but will head out around noon to meet with Tish & Group or a lunch with one of our cousins living in Houston. It should be fun.

Later...

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

Ok, back on track and everything is rolling again. The class went well today I think we are really making good progress!

So on again with the funny photos from around the world:

Me after a hard day of teaching....


Speed patrol by air taken way to seriously


A wee bit on the obvious side....


Objects in your rear view mirror may be closer than they appear...


I'm IN! Lets book the tickets!


Nothing like the love of a close knit family


It gets worse....


Now I've tried this next place, and its not too bad...







Monday, April 05, 2004

Really rough day, not much to say besides all around the world people are expecting allot from me, and I have too many plates spinning...
just waiting for the first crash of the first plate... and then the cascade....

ARG!!!!

Sunday, April 04, 2004

Well, I missed Yesterday...
No not the blog.. I literally missed yesterday...
I went into to work to set up for the training class I will be teaching..
The only good part about it is that I got a chance to hang out with John B. (The Most Uber) & perhaps one of the brightest people I know... (enough kissing ass,... Thanks for helping me out this weekend John).

Today has been just finishing up old projects, checking out Baby Stroller #2 (THE TANK),.. And relaxing...

The grass is getting a bit high, but the Lawn guys aren't coming until Wed (the day before the VA half of the family comes in).

I need to get my VISA for Indonesia (somebody remind me please).

Still trying to work out the schedule for next week,.. biz, family, biz, baby, biz...

ARG!

Hope all of you had a great weekend..

t.

Friday, April 02, 2004

Well folks the weekend is here...!
And although I have to put in a couple of hours this weekend, I am glad to have a bit of a break...

The Virginia crew is coming in this next week and we are really excited by that...
Plus Mon - Wed I have My first roll out classes for the new software (which should officially 'launch' Monday), If I can punch through the process laden issues.

And now an image to haunt you though the weekend:

Having realized that the genetic altered brussel sprout she was creating had latched on to her head and was eating her brain,..
Jen exalted... "Thank God It's Friday"


dis makes funny noises...


Jimmy Two-times showed up not knowing it was a dressup contest.. but mysteriously, no one asked a thing...


After eating everything and everyone one left in the house... Kyle was willing to try to his last resort.


"Like dude.. thats possible man,... I saw it once in this film, with that guy... from that movie.... yea,.. yea..."


And last but not least:


No comments on that one... Tish?